My friend Micah is on a world-wide quest to become closely associated with the word “douche bag”. As of today he’s #156 on Google when searching under that term. Even though I know that my mom is reading this, I still think it’s important to help my friends.

So, Micah, you Douche Bag, here you go. I’m praying to the Google Gods for you.

Popularity: 7% [?]